So, there I was, with a marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole [cut] In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because they need no embellishment. They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius unless it's in the confines of an office! He said we had no proof. Elaine: Because it is what she does. Ooh, what an obnoxious little kid. Cookie Policy. I had some. And ugh, that noise. of. Once we hear him say, Whats the deal with?, we have that flash of recognition: Yes, Jerry, I have felt the same frustration.. Jerry starts to withdraw his head from the fridge, and Wendy is poised, for the kiss hello. George slowly backs out of the door and closes it behind him. On a night in February 1995, George shared a subtle truth about mustard that separates it from its crimson counterpart, a truth that foresaw its demise in this here bracket. (listens) What? All rights reserved. WENDY: Well, you could come by my office later, I could work on it for. The photo shown in the lobby is not from a Polaroid, but an ordinary paper print. GEORGE: Ah. JERRY: I have to open a bottle of ketchup for her. (S4E2), 27. Written by: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld Who Was Missing From Taylor Swifts Miami Squad? Yelp reviews might have come in handy. Jerry Seinfeld always looked thin, neat, well-adjusted and happy but underneath it all was a festering, unapologetic anti-dentite. (S6E8), 41. Morty has a pencil and pad and a pocket, MORTY: Do you know what the interest on that fifty dollars comes to, MORTY: Six hundred and sixty-three dollars and forty-five cents. John C Reilly (6,674 votes), 11. Jerry enters from the street. I've never seen squeeze ketchup. Kramer turns to the wall of pictures, searches around for the face and. Jerry and Buddy sit on the bench, reminiscing. Kramer starts imitating the MoviePhone update linesomething that would never exist with Google. Or at least model them out, if you dont test them in real time. When huge sums of money are involved, then the delicate genius can be disturbed! So, what's happening with uncle Leo? As the koan goes, if you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him. In fact, Costanza himself predicted the outcome almost exactly 20 years ago. Because Nana, doesn't know what year it is, and she thinks this just happened. If you were hitch-hiking, you'd never get into a car, ELAINE: I had to carry my skis, and my boots and my poles. Some might think this is something one says to a horse. And among the various grunts and stammers out of the weirdo neighbor, this was probably the most normal. I never heard you say you admire me for. Only later did George conjure up the perfect comeback: The jerk store called, and theyre running out of you! The fact that theres no such thing as a jerk store didnt (in Georges eyes) diminish its perfection. Because he's trying to prove he doesn't owe my mother fifty dollars. (S3E6), 19. JERRY: Well, if they make squeeze mustard, doesn't it stand to reason. A woman (Joan) enters. The door. Kramer smiles at this. C'mon George. WENDY: (flattered) Oh. MARY: (contemptuous) Look, why don't you do everybody a favour, and.
You didn't get it? When you need something done, you're very friendly Keep track of this phase. That's her. (horrified) "There was a hair, in the egg salad!". okay. Jerry came up with the term mimbo for Elaines boyfriend Tony. It wasnt until the early 1980s that we finally applied existing squeeze bottle technology to the act of ketchup application. Halfway through the kiss, the door opens and George half-enters. John Stockton (7,694 votes), 3. It always was with George. JERRY: (removing his coat) So? Jack walks up. JERRY: (defensive) No no, that's not true! Many, many times. I'm like. So your time is more valuable than mine. if she had a cellphone you could. Wendy Worthington (Louise) [ProFitness Physical Therapy Centre, a typical doctor's office with magazines, reception chairs, light walls. KRAMER: Hey, don't you worry buddy. She never dates, and I know it's because of her. emerges, with a big friendly smile for Jerry. Jerry. Steve Wozniak (5,726 votes) The correct answer is, the "Moops". You didn't get it? KRAMER: Yeah yeah.
You cant call her! Uhhhh. I made double prints. appointment? KRAMER: Well, it's not a beauty contest. KRAMER: I know but I (waves toward the interior of his apartment). St. Joseph Communications uses cookies for personalization, to customize its online advertisements, and for other purposes. But with nine seasonsand 180 episodesstaring me in the face, Iwas never quite ready to commit to a binge that big. JERRY: (still reluctant) Kramer, I don't wanna stop and talk with. LOL againJerry has a VCR. More Second Banana The Complete Second Banana Bracket The Dumb, the Smart, and the Dumb-Smart Voting Issues of Day 1 The Narcissism of Small Differences: Yale's Proud Second Banana Status Second Banana Round 2 Recap: Cats Mark Their First Banana Territory Keith Richards Is Not a Second Banana: The Guitarist's Conundrum Second Banana Round 3 Recap: Costanza, Mustard, and the Limits of Control The Second Banana Cop Matrix Second Banana Quarterfinals Recap: Be a Good American, Vote for Canada Marty Jannetty and Wrestling's Second Banana But, as I learned a few months ago, the Costanza-mustard relationship extends far beyond canon. JERRY: So you were with him that day at the track? ", JERRY: I tell you. Slash (7,041 votes), 2. ELAINE: How 'bout an intercourse hello? Jerry, wearing a bathrobe and with a towel round his neck, knocks at, Kramer's door. (S8E13), 45. says "Hey, Jerry!" It's not very flattering. When Seinfeld went off the air, I was three years old. But they werent. George: I still don't see why I can't ask her about my arm. Mary Scheer (Joan) Again with the ketchup? Wendy: I'm sorry, I don't owe you anything. Aime joins us with a passion Read More, Organizations have been challenged over the last 18 months to continually reimagine how and where we do our work. KRAMER: (surprised) Hey, hey hey hey. We dont know but Seinfeld named it shiksappeal.. This is Seinspeak for keeping something secret. Roger Murtaugh (7,163 votes) Im really running out of excuses with this guy. The whole mix-up involving Georges (somewhat seductively posed) film photos would be supes unlikely these days thanks to being able to handpick nudes from your camera roll. (getting, excited) They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate couldn't! I think Im glad for the squeeze bottles. RECEPTIONIST: Oh. Kramer greets. TFW Jerry gets all impressed over e-mail (S9E8), 49. KRAMER: (interested) Well, how do you do? JERRY: She looks like something out of an old high school yearbook. JERRY: Yeah. releases Jerry, who stands bug-eyed with shock. When Jerry asks Elaine if Wendy is coming over, he takes off his jacket twice. (crossing to Kramer) Gimme that picture. GEORGE: (wiping the area with a hand) People think they're so, JERRY: (adamant) Well, I'm going on record right now that that was my. It's the "Moops". Its true, Jerry Seinfeld might have been the pickiest person on the planet, but its also true that weve seen certain hands that dont seem to go with a dainty feminine frame. JERRY: Uh, listen. KRAMER: Hey! Yeah, I was at Nana's yesterday. They lose Jerry in the parking garage. bye. This contradicts the conversation between George and Jerry earlier. Mustard lends itself to the squeeze. Julio walks away as the elevator arrives. Do you, remember when you were a kid, your father winning like a thousand dollars This story has been shared 127,160 times. Here is the second-most popular response: Wow, OK. (S7E6), 40. last kiss hello. Why do, ELAINE: (to Jerry, indicating Kramer) Yeah. Best is an unrealistic ideal that traps thinking on a Mobius strip. The idea is this: get to a point where your idea is better enough and apply it. Says something. Behind Elaine, George is standing in the open door, GEORGE: Wednesday? Elaine stares off for several seconds, with a faraway look in her eyes. You dont even know what hotel shes staying at. Elaine shuts the door of Jerry's apartment. because, Jerry smiles and waves to Elaine, who is approaching with Wendy. Kramer takes a quick peek through the peephole, then opens I just wanna nod and be on 5. While Read More, 2240 N. Interstate Avenue Carol Leifer (Receptionist) If a man went around kissing everyone he'd go to jail. Kramers fixing George up with a womandoesnt have a photo.so they get a police sketch artist to draw her?! His big break was a Woody Allen movie where all he had to do was utter the immortal line: These pretzels are making me thirsty. It became an occasion for each of the Seinfeld quartet to offer their own interpretation. What is it about the shiksa that holds such allure? RECEPTIONIST: Well, you cancelled on Tuesday, and our policy is. See, people are gonna, JERRY: (reluctant) I, I don't want my picture plastered up in the. (S1E2), 4. The photograph has been crudely vandalised with a magic marker. JERRY: (to Elaine) And what's with that hairdo, by the way? 
(S8E11), 44. JERRY: You know, she really doesn't belong here. GEORGE: Not necessarily. You know, could you help me with a package? If only they could text. Meet Ninwa Hanna, Coraggios New Destination Strategy & Research Consultant, Meet Aime Binford, Coraggios New Office Coordinator, Reflective and Responsive: How Team Members Can Contribute to a Hybrid Work Environment that is Healthy, Effective, and Inclusive. I don't owe your, Leo continues to force out laughter, and Jerry continues his look of, Elaine and Jerry wait by the elevator. (S9E3), 47. He goes to the refrigerator, and indicates Elaine should let Wendy inside.
I need some kind of excuse Rolodex. WTF is a Rolodex? George: Oh, there's a difference. Steve is in the lobby, collecting his, Steve turns to Jerry, gives him a disdainful look, and turns away, again. Women are not the only ones who need certain support. The elevator comes down, the door opens and another woman (Louise). Jerry looks downcast. KRAMER: Oh, come on, Jerry. Catalog all the flaws and breaking points of your potential solutions.
GOOGLE MAPS. Well, I, Morty and Helen in the kitchen. I'm almost outta Klondike bars. (S4E14), 29. Alternate Versions
It's nothing personal, it's just I'm not really able to do it and uh, No, youre the shmoopie! It induces both nausea and hilarity at the same time. I was wondering, could you get to that shower today, JULIO: Oh, I see. him. LEO: (laughing off Nana's confusion) Believe me.
GEORGE: I still don't see why I can't ask her about my arm. All of these foods became associated with the show. Elaine has a hilariously old-school personal organizer. Keep your eyes and ears open, because you may stumble across ideas in unlikely places.
(to George) Wendy. I wouldnt be buying a computer (and hah, how old-school are they?) Were only sorry that this potentially brilliant concept got derailed at the last minute. George muses about a better ketchup-delivery vessel maybe something like the tubes you use to extrude toothpaste. (indicating photos) So what d'you think? Wendy can't make her appointment. It's subtle. It is not possible to take a double print from a Polaroid which has no negative. it is. Keith Richards (9,552 votes), Filed Under: Second Banana, Mustard, George Costanza, Seinfeld. I had to, help her open a ketchup bottle. When Wendy drops Elaine off after their trip, the blue screen outside the car is blue, rather than a street scene. BUDDY: Oh yeah.
So your time is more valuable than mine. Spock (11,120 votes), 2. She's not finding it easy fighting with the uncomfortable bulk KRAMER: (keen) What was I telling you? Gene Elman (Buddy) He used. It's Moors. You're charging me? Jerry gets an answering machine stolen. Jerry: I really don't see the difference. (S4E1), 25. either, but. George has to call his gf (on a public phone, no less) and tell her where they are. George stands silently (S1E4), 10. I'm not thrilled with all the handshaking Hello, uh (looks for and finds the photo) Mary. Thinking about the ketchup example, the problem was timeit took too long to get ketchup out of the bottles. Jerry: It's subtle? Portland, OR 97227. George and Jerry have a tiff over not having change for a payphone. GEORGE: Well, it's less than twenty-four hours, so I guess I have to! (S6E4), 36. BUDDY: Yeah, that's it. See, an unwanted glop of ketchup from overzealously palming the backside of a glass bottle isnt nearly as destructive as the same glop of mustard.
He points to Kramer. Shall I go get Kramer? This is for the game. loneliness and isolation. Jerry by the kitchen. ELAINE: Uh, Kramer. The 2-5 matchup between George Costanza and mustard was meant to be. 
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